Happy Saint Patrick’s Day
B.YONEST NEWZ: What a day to be a Caucasian Irishman, right???
I swear, I’d love to have a specific holiday (besides 4:20) dedicated to my nationality like Saint Patrick’s Day is to the Irish people. Let’s just talk about it, shall we? Okay! So millions and millions of cool (white) people are going to spend tomorrow (well, today since it’s 1:30 am where I am) drinking green beer, wearing green shirts, smoking green uhhhhh and using it as a reason to skip work on Thursday. Hail to the Irish people. All you fake Irish people who just wanna get drunk tomorrow; this includes ANYONE who is NOT Irish (yes, you TOO).. Good for you.. Take the Irish, red headed, freckle faced O’Conner and O’Sullivan’s holiday and get your “VICE” on.
