Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: Lindsay, needs to SCRAM. Pun intended

Yes, it’s true. I’ve been purposely straying from the blogisphere due to the fact that entertainment, music and gossip has bored me to death the last month. I just watched the MTV Awards on Tivo/DVD and I saw, Lindsay Lohan. It made me wonder a couple things. You ready? Okay, here we go..

Number One.. What the F*ck was Lindsay Lohan doing @ the MTV Awards. She hasn’t been in a movie in a movie since like 2004. She’s actually looking “old” and she’s like 26. What the filth is going on, Lindsay? I’m beginning to get concerned. Anyways, isn’t Lindsay getting banned from movie roles and sh*t right now? I’m just sayin… Moving on!

Number Two.. Why the hell was she allowed to go to After Parties? Where the HELLicopter is her mother and/or her psycho daddy to watch after her? She has an ALCOHOL bracelet on her ankle and no on was there to monitor her and make sure she wasn’t getting SMASHED w/ a SCRAM on? It’s f*cked up if you ask me. It’s like her immediate “friends” and crazy ‘family” is setting her up for failure. HELP the little girl out, PEOPLE!

Lindsay has no business being @ The MTV Awards or an After party. That lil niglet needs to be @ the crib, watching the MTV Awards with a bottle of Avitae, a cigarette and some Skittles. She needs to wake up, take her ass to the gym, focus on SOME movie she could be in and lay off the “After Parties.” She can go to parties in the afternoon. She aint got no business being at anything “After Hours..” I hope she can get this turned around, but it’s looking worse and worse by the second… Love you Lindsay..

ANONYMOUZ

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