Paris Hilton is a “Druggie”
B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: Who didn’t know that, right?
Okay, so this is no deep, dark secret but did you know Paris Hilton was the second coming of Lindsay Lohan? She’s awfully skinny. She was caught with eerrff in South Africa during the World Cup. Now the chick is letting cocaine fall out of her purse. She got pulled over in Las Vegas (the police smelled a “funny” smell.. Clearly trees) and the cocaine fell out of her bag/purse.. What a DOO MAS.. That’s dumbass for the ra-tards. Good luck Paris. I’m sure you’ll get a slap on the wrist, nothing will happen and you’ll be blowing lines again in no time. I just think it’s HIGH LARIOUS that you allowed cocaine to fall out of your bag.. Secondly, the thought of you being eerrffed is rather amusing. You aren’t the smartest cookie in the box as it is. I imagine marijuana doesn’t turn you into a genius.
On a brighter note, Roger Clemens is equally ra-tarded. Happy Monday, people.
