B.YONEST “Celebrity” Newz.. Oh I forgot she was alive. She has a man?

Jessica Simpson is pregnant, everyone. I know you guys genuinely give a sh*t and that’s why I’m telling you all. Again, Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Who’s Jessica Simpson married to? Who is Jessica Simpsons boyfriend? Did she get artificial inseminated? Is she really pregnant? Oh, Eric Johnson. That’s her fiancees name. They’re having a baby. Is Jessica Simpson STILL a Celebrity?

INVAZION

B.YONEST NEWZ… Kim Kardashian Files for DIVORCE

B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ. Who didn’t see this one COMIN..? GET REAL

Guess What World! I have something to tell you that you’re not going to BELIEVE. Are you ready for this UNBELIEVABLE story? Kim Kardashian is getting divorced. I repeat Kim Kardashian is OFFICIALLY getting divorced. Nobody saw that one coming, right? EFF THAT. This whole effin wedding was fixed and I’m going to talk about. Here we go!

First and foremost, I think the Kardashian Brand is pretty amazing. They have taken their name and made it worth Millions of Dollars, but what the kcuf are they famous for. Besides that, why the hell is Kim Kardashian receiving 17 million dollars for a wedding? ANYONE who thinks that’s not a “fixed” wedding is clearly mistaking themselves. Every move that woman makes. Every statement that comes out of her mouth. Every part of her life is fixed, fake and made up. Kourtney, Kris and the rest of the Kardashians (excluding Khloe) are in the same boat.
Kris Humphries (her soon to be husband)  is a jackass. Literally and figuratively. With that said, how much money did he receive to marry Kim Kardashian for (the league minimum) 72 days. LETZ BYONEST; Humphries was featured on “Keeping up w/ the Kardashians,” he receieved a handsome penny to marry her and now he’s tied to her forever. #WINNING. All because of a fixed wedding. Come on people. Individuals from other Countries come over here and get married all the time to benefit their lives. If someone told you “if You marry me for 72 days, I’ll pay you 17 million dollars” would you do it? I’ll wait.

Hi, I’m B.YONEST and this blog (although it may not be what you want to hear) is based on just that. Mind you, this is just my opinion, but it’s my honest opinion. For the next three weeks, America will be discussing “Kim Kardashians” wedding. US Weekly, In Touch Magazine and other pathetic “gossip sections” (including my blog) will have something to talk about. Poor Kim, will be giving 2 million dollar interviews explaining “what went wrong” in her marriage so quickly. BOO F*CKIN’ HOO.. More Kardashian Publicity.

INVAZION

Sidenote: This is her SECOND DIVORCE for anyone who doesn’t know. Way to go Kim. Way to go.

B.YONEST NEWZ.. Jessica Simpson is PREGNANT.

B.YONEST “Entertainment” Newz.. Goblins, Ghosts and Kim Karsashian

This year, we at “TEAM INVAZION” decided to do Halloween a little differently than most years. Most years, we sit around watching all of these crazed lunatics get dressed up in hellacious costumes, with an extensive lack of interest and participation. This year “TEAM INVAZION” traveled to New York City and decided to embrace the stupidity. New York City is known for it’s Halloween Festivities (not quite like Athens, Ohio) so we figured let’s see what it has to offer.

Friday Night began w/ a Devils Night Party hosted at Lavo. Techno music filled the background. LIngering smells of liquor, fake blood and marijuana filled the room creating a scent one would like to forget, but the party was OFF THE CHAIN. Glow Sticks, Sexy angels and drunk priests were just a few of the costumes strolling around the building at any given time. What a night is all I can say about it.

Saturday, “TEAM INVAZION,” got up from a drunken stooper and traveled back to Lavo for 80′s Hip Hop Brunch hosted by Slick Rick. It was gangsta. Gold Chains, Kangols, Run DMC apparel and women walking around on stilts were the definite highlights of the day. Not to mention all the free drinks “TEAM INVAZION” was being fed. Most of our staff was inebriated by 4pm in the afternoon and we still had to get to the Kim Kardashian Party later that night. THAT DIDN’T HAPPENED. I’m not really a Kim Kardashian fan. I’ve heard numerous times that she’s a stuck up, pompous, arrogant, beyotch and that’s just not the company I would like to keep. She posted a message about hosting a party at “Tao” and the party was CLEARLY at “Lavo.” Shows you how much she DOESN’T give a SH*T about much of anything. Therefore, we SKIPPED her party. Well, that and we were SOOOO INEBRIATED.

Tonight (Halloween Night), “TEAM INVAZION” will be heading up to DREAM for Heidi Klum and Seals’ Halloween Bash. Costume required. Normally, I’d tell them to go f*ck themselves and go to the party in a pair of jeans, a New Era hat covering my eyes and a pair of Dunks. This year? NO. I’m doing it RIGHT. Dressing it Up. Full Costume. Tomorrow or Wednesday, there will be pictures of the Full Weekend Spread for your Halloween Enjoyment, kids. See you soon and be safe out there on this Spooky Night.

Happy Halloween.

INVAZION

B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ. Athens is about to be something CRAZY

That’s right everyone. The Best One Day Festival in the Midwest is coming closer and closer by the day…. The Countdown officially begins NOW. Tickets are being sold. The Festival is gaining Nationwide Attention..

There are 51 days until 8 FEST (tickets HERE)
Saturday, 21 May 2011.

Machine Gun Kelly, LE 4 THE UNCOOL, DJ E-V, Fly.Union, The Forties, B.YONEST, DJ Cornelius Jackson, I-Phonic, Shuttle (of Passion Pit), Jarod Mahone, DJ ETrayn, The One Eyed Show AND many MORE.

B.YONEST ‘Entertainment” NEWZ. The Numbers Fest(s) continues like NEVER BEFORE.

http://8fest.eventbrite.com/?discount=BYONEST << get 8 FEST tickets HERE…..

In 2004, Dominic Petrozzi decided to throw a festival as a class project. He knew he has the friends and resources to throw a pretty decent party, maybe make a little bit of cash and help Ohio University continue to remain one of the Biggest and Safest ‘Party Colleges in the United States.” He had no idea that 3500 people would show up and OneFest would spark a Festival the following year. 7 years later, Mr. Petrozzi is preparing for 8 FEST and it’s bigger than ever.

Two performance Stages, a VIP DJ Tent and 20,000 expected in attendance makes this coming festival/party the greatest, largest and most exciting event thus far. Petrozzi has something special with this one people. Clevelands’ on Machine Gun Kelly will be headlining. DJs’ such as E-V, Edski, Cornelius Jackson (DJ of Fly.Union), DJ Etrayn and many others. B.YONEST aka Penn Franklin, I-Phonic, Fly.Union, LE FortheUncool, Freaky Franz, The Forties and many, other artists will be gracing the stage(s) throughout the day. New venue. New Year. Guaranteed Success.. May 21st, 2011.. Make sure you’re in ATHENS, OHIO. It’s gonna be SPECIAL.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST ‘Entertainment” NEWZ.. The Blog Hits Contiune to Rise. Who Knew?

When I decided to start a blog, I had abbzolutely no idea what I was doing. My business partner/Manager, Zak Siddons, had been studying online media for some time and he felt it necessary to have a presence in the “blogisphere” so we decided to start one. I remember writing my first blog post just welcoming people to the B.YONEST INVAZION. What an idiot I was. I figured, I’d start writing posts and people would just automatically appear on my page, we would begin to get thousands of readers and life would change forever. NOT exactly what happens, folks. Not at all. It’s a process just like anything else you do. I’ll tell you where it starts, though…. CONTENT, CONTENT, CONTENT!

THE B.YONEST INVAZION blog has so many posts about the most ranDUMB things now, I have no idea where to begin to read. Any topic from Porn to the Return of Jesus has been covered on this blog and it’s a wonder that we haven’t been shut down, threatened or sabotaged by the powers that be. Kim Kardashian, Kate Gosselin and Heidi Montag have been continually ripped on and threatened, wildly. I had no idea that people would actually stop by the blog, leave a comment and repeatedly check in on “Invazion Land.” That’s exactly what’s happened though.

Our numbers continue to rise and blogs we posted months (if not years) ago are just as interesting to people today. It never quite makes sense to me when I go check our statistics and am emphatically surprised to see 400 hits in one day due to Ashley Judd’s Birthday. Love You, Ashley! An Awards Ceremony (i.e. Grammy’s, Academy’s, etc) pops up and my blog post from the 2010 Academy Awards receives 200 hits? Basically, Content is AMAZING.

People ask me all the time, how and why I continue to chase this dream (for lack of better term). My answer will always be times like this. I expected to go to the blog and see 97 to 105 hits per day, maybe. It’s the end of the month. Maybe even 50 hits. Instead, I go to the statistics section and there are 300-400 hits per day. It blows my mind with excitement EVERY TIME. With that, I say thank you to all of you who stop by “Invazion Land.” Sometimes it’s on purpose. Other times, it’s a complete accident and you somehow end up staying for a few moments. We appreciate the comments, compliments and debates. Feel free to add your two sense (I know it’s cents) anywhere and anytime as we’ll continue to make THE B.YONEST INVAZION a better, place. #hollAWOnimO

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Sports” NEWZ… THE Ohio State University. Who saw this coming?

Thad Matta has something quite special going on in Columbus, Ohio right now America. Matta has been a proven winner since his days at Xavier and when coming to Ohio State he was as touted as Jim Tressel. The Mens Basketball Program was expected to do amazing things under Matta and he has not disappointed. A National Championship appearance. A NIT Championship. A Sweet 16 Run. Of course, that’s not enough for THE Ohio State standards we here in the 614 place on our Program. Last year, Matta and his team took a nice run to the Sweet 16 before losing to (cheating) Tennessee. Let’s talk 2011 shall we?

Jared Sullinger, the 2010 High School Player of the Year committed to Ohio State and the City began to feel the possibilities of the upcoming Season(s.) There were no guarantees and some definite questions. Is Matta healthy? How will Lighty and Lauderdale transition from being the “light” of the team last year? Would they have a problem taking a backseat to the up and comers? Well given they are 22-0 and playing at a high level, it sure doesn’t seem so. THE Ohio State Mens Basketball team are for real.

Jon Diebler is playing is role, efficiently. William Buford is playing lights out basketball. Ohio State is playing spectacular defensive and Thad Matta has them believing they can get this done. The biggest surprise is the emergence of Freshman point guard, Aaron Craft. Homie can hoop. SinSERIOUSly hoop. I definitely missed that memo. He has to be one of the biggest for Ohio States dominant success. I’m impressed by the close games (on the road against Northwestern) they win more than the blowout victories, quite truthfully.

Is Ohio State going to go undefeated and win the National Championship? Probably pretty impossible. They would have to win 40 games in order to achieve such a feat. Who cares though? This team is phenomenal and I’m excited to see what the rest of the season will bring them. They have nine regular season games left with a stretch coming up against Michigan State, Purdue and Wisconsin. Could get ugly COMMA but I think these men have it under control. Go Bucks. OH-IO.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Sports” Newz.. If I was a Gambling man, I would’ve got P.A.I.D.

It seems that we here in “INVAZION LAND” have some type of phychic powers or we’re just geniuses. Earlier in today’s blog run, we made a prediction about the AFC/NFC Championship Games. We claimed that Green Bay would pull off a win in Soldiers Field and Pittsburgh would find a way to win at home. Scores weren’t exact COMMA but they were damn close. Congratulations to Green Bay and Pittsburgh for making their way to Super Bowl XIV. I personally know some people who are basking in excitement right now.

Aaron Rodgers didn’t play quite as well as last week in Atlanta, but the Packers did enough to win. The Chicago Bears Jay Cutler run offense couldn’t get anything going early and the Packers opened up to a 14-0 lead before anyone knew the game started. Two quarterbacks later, the Bears were making a comeback with 3rd stringer, Caleb Hanie. Is there a quarterback controversy in Chicago all of the sudden? Could be. The Bears defense looked pretty damn good, though. Chicago could be right back next year. Congratulations to the Packers and Good luck in the Super Bowl. You’re gonna need it.

The AFC Championship went pretty much as i expected it would. I thought The New York Jets would put up 13 points, but I guess I can’t be perfectly correct all the time. In the first half, the Steelers looked so good, I considered the game a route and started watching something else. #Boredom. Complete #Boredom. I turned back in the Second Half and it was 24-12. I was almost convinced the J.E.T.S. were going to come back and complete “Mission Impossible” after they scored to make it 24-19, but it did in fact become that. Impossible! Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers for reaching the Super Bowl three times in the last six years. Super Bowl XIV is going to be a good one.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Sports” Newz.. If I was a Gambling man, I would’ve got P.A.I.D.

It seems that we here in “INVAZION LAND” have some type of phychic powers or we’re just geniuses. Earlier in today’s blog run, we made a prediction about the AFC/NFC Championship Games. We claimed that Green Bay would pull off a win in Soldiers Field and Pittsburgh would find a way to win at home. Scores weren’t exact COMMA but they were damn close. Congratulations to Green Bay and Pittsburgh for making their way to Super Bowl XLV. I personally know some people who are basking in excitement right now.

Aaron Rodgers didn’t play quite as well as last week in Atlanta, but the Packers did enough to win. The Chicago Bears Jay Cutler run offense couldn’t get anything going early and the Packers opened up to a 14-0 lead before anyone knew the game started. Two quarterbacks later, the Bears were making a comeback with 3rd stringer, Caleb Hanie. Is there a quarterback controversy in Chicago all of the sudden? Could be. The Bears defense looked pretty damn good, though. Chicago could be right back next year. Congratulations to the Packers and Good luck in the Super Bowl. You’re gonna need it.

The AFC Championship went pretty much as i expected it would. I thought The New York Jets would put up 13 points, but I guess I can’t be perfectly correct all the time. In the first half, the Steelers looked so good, I considered the game a route and started watching something else. #Boredom. Complete #Boredom. I turned back in the Second Half and it was 24-12. I was almost convinced the J.E.T.S. were going to come back and complete “Mission Impossible” after they scored to make it 24-19, but it did in fact become that. Impossible! Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers for reaching the Super Bowl three times in the last six years. Super Bowl XLV is going to be a good one.

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Celebrity” Newz… KarDASHians continue to run Reality Television

The Kardashians must be some extremely interesting people. I tell you what. They start with a Reality Series in Hollywood and everyone falls in love with their lives. Kourtney and Khloe run to Miami and the fans continue to watch as Kourtney becomes pregnant, Khloe has a radio show with Terrance (of 106th and Park) and Kim visits every once in a while to give the show more bad, needy, aggressive attitude. They open a Dash in South Beach, hire some sexxy staff and continue to develop a following. Who knew? Now Kim and Kourtney are branching off and developing the same cult following in NEW YORK CITY. Khole is busy trying to become a mother, Kris is probably getting more plastic surgery and Bruce has to be losing his marbles.

What’s going to be different this time is my question? Scott still runs Kourtney’s life. Poor girl, but it’s true. The E Channel is going to do whatever they can to make Scott the villain, Kourtney the victim and the rest of the family haters. Is Scott that bad of a guy, we’ll never know. It’s not our job to know. It’s E’s job to make him look as bad as they have to to keep you watching… And it works immensely. I’m not going to lie. These are some hot, hot, hot girls. Kourtney definitely makes my blood boil and Kim is top notch gangsta, but really a THIRD reality show about the same family? Hollywood, South Beach and NYC. This isn’t “Reality.” No one has life THAT damn good. Enjoy watching your show Kardashian Krazies. I’m sure I’ll tune into the show as well. I need something to blog about in the next few days and you weirdos make it easy.

I will tell you this though. The normal day at the beach, in bathing suits, strolling the sand, with their feet up is not going down in NYC. I think the girls are going to show a more annoyed, feisty side this time. New York City is crazy y’all. The cameras are going to run, the people are going to be rude and the girls are going to fire back. Trust me. They have a new store open, which is cool, but it’s still the Big Apple and sometimes it bites back. Tune into Kim and Kourtney Sundays @ 10pm Eastern.

ANONYMOUZ (click here to follow B.YONEST on twitter)