Avitae Caffeinated Water vs LeBron James
B.YONEST “Gossip” Newz.. AVITAE Creates AMAZING Marketing Tactic Posters Disseminated in Maverick Fan Country & Throughout Ohio to Distract NBA Star in Time for Next NBA Finals Matchup (Dublin, Ohio) June 7, 2011 – Brian Pitzer, CEO of Avitae Caffeinated Water, the Dublin, Ohio-based, nationally-branded beverage company (www.myavitae.com) is creating a controversial business move: A [...]
Omarion and Bow Wow? Could it be so?
B.YONEST “Gossip” Newz.. I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard this from me. DAMN, Omarion!! Rumor has it Omarion, the R&B singer and actor, has come out of the closet as a bisexual man. I wish I knew what to say in this article, but whatever comes out of my mouth is [...]
Joran Van der Sloot
B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: What a f*ckin idiot. Nuff Said. I don’t want to take this time to discuss the lives that he took. I don’t wanna bring up Natalee Holloway and sulk about her terrible class trip to Aruba, five years ago. I want to talk about the stupid, ridiculous, imhumane, deliberately f*cked up man [...]
Danielle Staub Sextape: Who gives a S*it?
B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Real “Fake” Housewife makes a Sextape Okay, someone tell me who the hell Danielle Staub is in the first place, will you? I’ve never watched an Episode of the Real “Fake” Housewives of New Jersey (or Atlanta) or whatever the hell it is so the fact that this woman (who clearly resembles [...]
Tiger Woods: Broken Neck or Broken Heart?
B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: Tiger just don’t seem like Tiger… There’s no surprise to me (truthfully) that Tiger Woods is playing terrible golf and dropping out of tournaments. He has (appeared to have) lost his family, his mistresses and his desire to play golf. Tiger is used to having tons of individuals wanting and desiring his attention constantly. Women, [...]
Lawrence Taylor ARRESTED on rape Suspicion
B.YONEST “Celebrity” NEWZ: This is a big one Mr. Taylor. UH OH! Lawrence Taylor has not been officially charged, but has been arrested for raping a 15 year old minor. Let me repeat that. Lawrence taylor, 51, has been arrested on suspicion of raping minor. The drug charges and such in the past were bad [...]
New York City: Terrorists, Again?
B.YONEST “Gossip” ‘NEWZ: The City may be under fire AGAIN. September 11, 2001 was the date that everything changed on American Soil. We were invaded and terrorized by overseas terrorists in New York City and that completely put the United States in the most “defensive” mode we’d ever been in. Of course, none of us [...]
LeBron’s Elbow is a BIG PROBLEM
B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Cavs blown out in CLEVELAND The Cleveland curse could be existent once again. LeBron James doesn’t know how or when he hurt his elbow on his right arm, but it’s clearly had an effect on this series against the Boston Celtics. Last night, the LeBronValiers took a sincere ass kicking in front [...]
LeBron's Elbow is a BIG PROBLEM
B.YONEST “Entertainment” NEWZ: Cavs blown out in CLEVELAND The Cleveland curse could be existent once again. LeBron James doesn’t know how or when he hurt his elbow on his right arm, but it’s clearly had an effect on this series against the Boston Celtics. Last night, the LeBronValiers took a sincere ass kicking in front [...]
Jennifer Aniston vs. Halle Berry: What is the problem, ladies?
B.YONEST “Gossip” NEWZ: I mean B.YONEST. What is it about them? When you think of Halle Berry what comes to mind? You visualize the perfect caramel skin. You see her amazing scene in “Swordfish” and “Monsters Ball” where she’s showing her breasts and having a sexual partaking with “Billy Bob.” No that’s not what you [...]
