Okay, so this is no deep, dark secret but did you know Paris Hilton was the second coming of Lindsay Lohan? She’s awfully skinny. She was caught with eerrff in South Africa during the World Cup. Now the chick is letting cocaine fall out of her purse. She got pulled over in Las Vegas (the police smelled a “funny” smell.. Clearly trees) and the cocaine fell out of her bag/purse.. What a DOO MAS.. That’s dumbass for the ra-tards. Good luck Paris. I’m sure you’ll get a slap on the wrist, nothing will happen and you’ll be blowing lines again in no time. I just think it’s HIGH LARIOUS that you allowed cocaine to fall out of your bag.. Secondly, the thought of you being eerrffed is rather amusing. You aren’t the smartest cookie in the box as it is. I imagine marijuana doesn’t turn you into a genius.

On a brighter note, Roger Clemens is equally ra-tarded. Happy Monday, people.

ANONYMOUZ

Okay, so to waste my time talking about these two individuals is just dumb. I definitely didn’t wanna give them their own blog postings so let’s knock it out together. Roger Clemens is being arraigned today for lying under oath and Kate Gosselin’s show “Kate Plus Eight” features tonight. How do I know so much about things I don’t care about? Well, because I have to.. HIGH LARIOUS. Which do you care less about is my question?

Roger Clemens is EASILY one of the best pitchers EVER. Hands down. His problem is his arrogance and belief that he can “beat the system.” He must’ve “misremembered” that the Law is more intelligent than he is. Andy Pettitte told the Law he cheated. He was given a slap on the wrist and back on the field in no time. Mr “Bonehead” Clemens is going to sit his ass in a prison cell, Marion Jones style for quite some time. Why? Simply because he’s an arrogant, ignorant ass that decided to lie under oath and NOT take a plea deal. Equally dumb. Good luck Rog…

Moving on.. Plain and simple, the thought of Kate G. being back on television makes my skin itch, head hurt and penis ache. Tooo much information, maybe, but I can’t stand that woman. I know two people personally with eight kids or more, but they don’t have television shows, nor do they have the time to have television shows. I have the BIGGEST problem in the World w/ people who are famous for no reason. There’s enough people who work their asses off and the fact that this b*tch really isn’t good @ ANYTHING drives me C.R.A.Z.Y. She can’t dance, she can’t sing and she’s not the greatet mother I’ve seen either. Okay, I’m done… I just hate idiots.. Happy Monday, sports fans..

ANONYMOUZ

P.S… Really, what is that woman famous for.. Damn it, I hate Kate Gosselin. GENUINELY hate Kate Gosselin.

Okay, so amidst the madness, chaos and ridiculousness is an emcee who just won’t go away. Twitter, facebook, blog posts, personal websites, family, friends and FANS from California to Hungary (and every in between) are going bonkers over this dude. His remixes are ridiculous and his original records are just as realistic and sincere. B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ has created “ANOTHER” official remix. “A Star Is Born.” YEP, the Jay Z and J. Cole record featured on “BluePrint III.” B.YONEST did exactly what he was supposed to do on this one, people. Listen, Download and SHARE immediately.. I SAID IMMEDIATELY.. This one is another classic that Jay Z, himself would appreciate.. LISTEN UP, patnas..

B.YONEST STAFF

to download click here…>A STAR IS BORN REMIX (24)

That’s right people. B.YONEST had to do this record. It was requested and demanded by more than a few people. Love the Way You Lie is one of the most heartfelt records on Eminem’s new album, Recovery and B.YONEST felt it necessary to create the Remix. As a lot of you know, B.YONEST has some things going on in his personal life and the best way for him to express his emotions is by picking up the notebook, inkpen and going to town. The B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ Remix of “Love the Way You Lie” will DEFINITELY show the expression and compassion B.YONEST has for his music. Listen, download and share “Love the Way You Lie” Remix today…. Thanks for your continued support..

B.YONEST STAFF

to download click here…>LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE REMIX (97)

B.YONEST Presents “Just Barz” The Acapella Projekt

Rapper vs. Lyricist? That’s been a topic of conversation since hip hop “culture” busted into Mainstream America. Do you prefer the beat or the words? Do you pay attention to wordplay, pattern changes, dialect, grammar and emphasis on punchlines? Do you know what a punchline is? If you didn’t know before, you’re going to know NOW. B.YONEST Presents “Just Barz” is a projekt brought to you from the super lyricist himself. While most of you are wondering what the production (beats) are going to sound like, let me calm your nerves now. There are NONE. It’s an acapella projekt that displays the “true” artistic ability of the emcee. Now, you have no choice but to sit back, open up your ear drums and “listen” to creativity.

“I don’t know. I felt like it was time,” B.YONEST explained. “I understand the necessity of production on albums and radio records, but people don’t pay enough attention to what “some” of us are sayin’. I reckon everyone WANTS to be heard, but do they deserve to. I think my acapella joint stands for itself. People tend to get lost in the beat sometimes and automatically classify a record a “hit.” I like to say the production is the picture and the words are the colors that fill the picture in. Lyricists and artists are supposed to bring a beautiful portrait to life.”

B.YONEST is known for out of the ordinary wordplay. His unexpected paraphrases and temper mental attitude can be a bit confusing at times, but beneath the surface is the presentation of real “hip hop” artistry. “Just Barz” is 23 minutes (11 tracks) of acapella madness and mayhem. Start to finish, “Just Barz” is enough for ANY Industry A&R to recognize the direction hip hop needs to go. Emcees such as B.YONEST fit in perfectly w/ the modern era of the hip hop culture. Tongue twisting, multi syllable word exchanging, deep literature, sarcastic yet intriguing swagger and that “feel good” hip hop feel.

Download “Just Barz” IMMEDIATELY. Trust Me!

to download click here…>JUST BARZ (78)

(the download is a zip file – so you will need to be able to uncompress file with whatever type of cpu you have – here is help if you need it – http://www.tech-pro.net/howto-open-zip-file.html )

B.YONEST “Muzik” NEWZ: The Experimental Projekt

That’s right peoples..The B.YONEST PROJEKT is releasing tomorrow morning. It’s the experiment B.YONEST has been wanting to do for a long time and it’s finally here. DON’T get super excited because it’s not the ALBUM, people.. that’s coming in March comma but for “emcees”, “producers” and true “listeners” of wordplay and delivery, this one is PERFECT.. 25 minutes of rapid literature.. Take a minute to download The Projekt tomorrow. EARLY!

ANONYMOUZ

B.YONEST “Muzik” NEWZ: The Projekt Releases August 10th

That’s right, people. It’s True. The RUMOR on the block is B.YONEST is ready to come out of hiding and start releasing some projekts. I spoke to him this weekend in NYC and he seemed ecstatically excited about.. Well, Everything.

“Yeah man. It’s getting closer to time. “Every Song” (upcoming album entitled Every Song Should Be A Single) is getting close to finished. The B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ “Remix King” Volume III projekt is looking better and better. Plus, Zak and I have been working behind the scenes on a few surprises. I’m mega stoked.”

B.YONEST who some of you may know, has this gravitating energy and speaking to him about anything is a fiasco. For some reason though, he seemed more radiant than most times. He wouldn’t release any secrets on which projekt is first for release, but he did give me a date.

“August 10th we’ll release the first projekt. No, I wont give u a name yet. I promised my manager I wouldn’t tell anyone yet. We’ll release the cover and title in the upcoming week or so, but I  swear.. IT’S COMING.. Wait, THEY’RE coming.”

I asked DR. ANONYMOUZ how many projekts he had in the crates due for release and he told me 4 to 6. That’s AMAZING, but if anyone has the ability to drop 5 projekts in the next 6 months, it’s him. Stay tuned people. I imagine things in “INVAZION LAND” are about to get pretty thick.. #HOLLAWONIMO.

B.YONEST NEWZ

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Okay, I had to do this blog post because the World of Entertainment is becoming more and more funny. The Boston Celtics are signing Shaquille O’Neal, Charlie Sheen held a knife to his ex wife’s neck and walked out of court a “completely” free man and Alex Rodriguez hit his 600th home run (yesterday) and it was the top news on SportSCenter. I’m disgusted in a funny way. I could care less, but it does make for an interesting discussion, I think.

Let’s start w/ A-Rod, shall we? Most of you have your own interpretation of this topic and whether his home runs should count doesn’t really matter to me. I hate baseball, I can’t stand the Yankees and A-Rod can suck it. I just wanna know what you guys think? Should Alex Rodriguez be considered one of the best home run hitters of all time OR.. yeah, i said OR should he be thrown in with the rest of the “admitted” cheaters in the game? Hmmmm, interesting. Personally, I think he’s “NEVER” gonna make the Hall of Fame, nor should he. When Marion Jones got caught, she was forced to give her Gold Medals back… I’m just sayin. What you think?

Shaquille O’Neal signed w/ the Boston Celtics or is going to sign, WHATEVER. I think that’s enough coverage on this topic right there. What the hell is this negro doing in the league still? Can he be an off the bench force and assist the Celtics to a Championship?? Again, what do you think? I’m confused about this one. I LOVE me some “Diesel” comma but he hasn’t been the same since like…… 199? I’m kidding. He’s an amazing athlete, but i do think his engine is put, put, puttering out.

Charlie Sheen. What a lucky mother f*cker, right? He’s been in and out of rehab, jail, court, strip clubs, vaginas, television series’, more jail and strip clubs, BUT he keeps tickin’. He’s got more lives than three cats. That’s 27 to the ra-tards.. (nine lives times three cats.. 27..) I gotta give it to him, though. Great actor, gets away with “murder” (well not murder, but he DID hold a knife to his chick’s throat) and he loves drugs, girls and liquor. My kinda guy… I’m OUT..

ANONYMOUZ

It’s the World of the application. If you’re walking around today and your phone doesn’t allow you to video chat, skype, tweet or ustream you’re sincerely missing out. Text messages are becoming a thing of the past because there’s so many other lines of communications now, it’s ridiculous. I’ll admit I’m trapped in the application race, myself. Which brings me to the question of topic today. What’s your favorite iPhone, Smartphone Application(s). Let’s expand some peoples application game today and learn some new apps.. GO.

ANONYMOUZ

What up fanatics? It’s ya boy, Anonymouz. Sorry about the hiatus from blogging, but hi haters.. I’m back like I never left. I kinda missed it truthfully. All the open ended jokes, the puns on Celebrities, the down right rudeness my blog allowed me to be. I don’t know why I left in the first place.. Oh yeah, because I was blogging daily and for some reason YOU WEIRDOZ weren’t reading them.. JOKES, World. Jokes! Keep up.!

In the upcoming days, weeks and (possibly) months I’m going to work valiantly to bring myself back to the “BLOGisPHERE.” I’ll be checking what’s good, bad, disgusting, perverted and interesting in the world and bringing you MY outlook and opinion on it. Sometimes, you won’t agree or like it, but that’s fine. Get your own blog and talk  about me. JOKES again, World. Jokes Again! See you soon and get ready because B.YONEST aka B DOT ANONYMOUZ is back like we never left.

Stay tuned, suckaz…

ANONYMOUZ